oh shit, we're in china

Friday, April 20, 2007

Scissor-hands Samsung


This is so whack.

A Good Year for the World's Tallest Man


Great achievements of Bao Xishun, the 7-foot-9-inch herdsman from Inner Mongolia:
- Saved two dolphins that ate some bad plastic.
- Got married to a total babe from the village.
- Met Superman.

Relatively speaking, though, Xishun isn't that impressive. He's only 7'9" -- other world's tallest men have been taller by alot. Like Robert Wadlow, RIP.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

update on the pet sittuation


Had a seizure last night so Joey snapped its neck.

R.I.P. Charlie
4/8/07 - 4/10/07

Monday, April 9, 2007

wacktorinox

I spent 30 dollars today on a Swiss Army knife that I don't even really want.

However, I do insist that from here on forth I be reffered to exclusively as "Officer Suisse."

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Easter greetings from the Eastern World

Cara surprised us this morning with Easter pets. This is me with 4 hot chicks...

Chicks from left to right: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Nicky.

We also got an Easter Bunny, he has a moustache...

animis opibusque parati

Friday, April 6, 2007