Great achievements of Bao Xishun, the 7-foot-9-inch herdsman from Inner Mongolia:
- Saved two dolphins that ate some bad plastic.
- Got married to a total babe from the village.
- Met Superman.
Relatively speaking, though, Xishun isn't that impressive. He's only 7'9" -- other world's tallest men have been taller by alot. Like Robert Wadlow, RIP.
3 comments:
Dude my boy Whiskers fucked that babe back durring sophmore year. She always did like tall boys.
"Wadlow had exceeded all previous recorded human heights."
Interesting to know.
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